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girls just want to have fun. it's from freaking 1985 and it is so bad it's good. "it's the safest thing you'll ever have between your legs." best movie quote ever. i have some serious insomnia going on. i just cannot sleep to save to my life. i think i'm going to have to go to the doctor and get some sedatives. :(

mom and i hung out for a little bit tonight. she was absolutely crazy. we were at kohl's getting lauren and mason's wedding present and mom was getting so mad at the lady that was ringing up our purchase. mom was just like, "some people are just too nice; it makes me angry!" and then i said something about her being my dad and she said, "well, beverly jane i don't have a penis!" my mom, the most non-vulgar person in the world was being totally crude!

so since she was being crazy i decided i'd tell her mine and sylvie's little vagina story. i know it sounds bad but it really, it's not. so sylvie and i were in the living room of the cabin, and sylvie had been drinking so she was being a little more... outgoing to say the least. anyways, we're sitting on the couch and todd is in the chair reading a book. so syl starts saying anything that she thinks will break todd's concentration. she was getting up there to the ten dollar swear words and it wasn't even fazing him. so i decided to help her out and i screamed, "vagina!" and holy crap, todd just busted up laughing and people were coming out of the woodwork wondering what the heck was going on. again, probably another story that is only funny to the people that were there, but i wanted y'all to know that the only word that makes todd laugh is vagina.

i got some crazy text messages from lo and p this afternoon. i love that it was only 6pm and they were already drunk. basically i learned that people should never drunk-text. which i should have learned back at the crawfish boil, but obviously it didn't click until now.

so those are my lessons of the day, obviously my day kind of blew. hopefully today will be better. it's lauren's rehearsal dinner, which might be a little stressful but i'm really hoping it will just be a fun time for us all to hang out together before the wedding on saturday.